Bloody Tourists Travel Everywhere!

Is there anywhere left to travel where you won't find bloody tourists?

Traveling abroad used to be exciting, it used to be fun, it used to be an adventure, but now days one has to contend with all these other bloody tourists who really get up my nose...

Not only do they make pigs of themselves, they talk loudly to foreigners in English slowly pronouncing the English words while pointing to the donuts, with their right hand held high showing four fingers, shouting very slowly "FOUR... YES FOUR LIKE THAT" and pointing with the left hand at their travelers lunch.

And boy do they eat a lot of junk, have you seen them at McDonalds etc. they have 5 big burgers 3 portions of fries and a "super-size" bucket of sugar and water. That's just the first course which is duly followed up shortly afterward by more loud demands, pointing and finger waving for their travelers desert.

God forbid you encounter one of these tourists in a supermarket, it will be an odd experience as despite the shelves pilled high with local produce, the obese tourists wobble about complaining about there being no food that they recognize, and loudly commenting to themselves "THESE FOREIGNERS EAT CRAP...",

Though staving and almost at the point of a hypoglycemic attack they pile a stash chocolate bars on the counter and hold out their change asking the checkout staff to count their money for them...

You may wonder why I am so fed up with these bloody tourists? OK, I'm being harsh, insensitive and crass, though lets face it I am not far off from the truth am I? Well so what if I am. You won't find me in wobbling about talking LOUDLY with a camera dangling round my neck and a MAP held out in front of me.

The places I visited which put me off bloody traveling for good!

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I wish British tourists could behave themselves as well as the tourists that come to England. Many come purely for tourism and many others to learn English abroad They come to learn our language and fortunately they do not hear or see the same English as when our bloody tourits go abroad to speak English without a care for their language

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